She's a Real Mother

Mutha's got eyes in the back of her head.

Friday, June 08, 2007

I Beg of You: Pass It On!

All I can say in my defense is that she started it.
She called me godless for being a liberal. She insulted the 9-11 widows. She said that all public school teachers were alcoholics and child molesters. And to top it off she made a hell of a lot of money doing it. She is flat out wrong on her facts on a regular basis and yet so few people seem able to control themselves long enough to call her on her crap that she skates by with a smirk and a hair toss time after time. I am insulted to share the same gender with her. If this is a woman, let me be a squid.

Which leads me to my next topic. I would like to start a horrible rumor about her just like she started the godless rumor about me and my kind. Read on and help me out.

Ann Coulter is actually a man with top surgery.

Say it out loud. Say it to everyone you meet. If they ask you why you think so tell them her neck is clearly that of a male with a barely shaved Adam's apple.

I appreciate all your help on this. It makes me feel better.