Five Things I Know

Five Things I Know:
- You should only split hosta plants in the fall.
- Turning a nob or screw to the left will make it looser, to the right will make it tighter. In other words, Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.
- If I could eat as many potato chips as I wanted I would end up one of those people who need to be buried in a piano crate.
- Swimming laps keeps me sane. If I had to stop, the cops would have to be called.
- Birds sing because life is sweet.
What 5 things do you know?