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Sunday, January 07, 2007

"Cowboys Drop Heartbreaker on Muffed Snap"

If that doesn't sound dirty...I don't know what does.

At 2:34 PM, al said...: Brutal, Mutha! Are we sure that wasn't a muffed snatch? It was pretty close to the end zone...
At 4:16 PM, Mutha said...: See?! Even dirtier!
At 4:38 PM, Anonymous said...: And I thought this was a G rated site.
At 7:11 PM, Charlestongirl said...: I HEART THIS BLOG!!!!
At 10:44 AM, Mutha said...: Goldennib: That I never claimed. I have to repress cussing in front of my children -- so I will not repress here.

C-Girl: And I *heart* you!!
At 2:07 PM, First Nations said...: snappy muff
snapping muffer
musffy's snapper
snappin' muffy
stuffed snack
suck muppet
muff buff snack attack the crack butt pup.

thanks. i'll be doing this all damn day now.
At 8:55 PM, Mutha said...: Yep FN, Join the club!
At 7:01 PM, Charlestongirl said...: suck muppet?? Jeez!
At 6:38 PM, Mutha said...: Sorry C-Girl...it's a rough crowd. I still think the raunchiest variation to "muffed snap" would be "snapped muff."