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Monday, November 24, 2008

We're Number Two!! We're Number Two!!


The new list for Amerca's most dangerous cities is out and Camden, NJ -- my hometown, is NUMBER TWO!! We were beat out by none other than New Orleans -- God Bless 'em.

Cheer up Camden, you're Number One in robberies. It was that Number Three in murder that was holding you back.

4 Comments:

At 12:51 PM, Blogger Clowncar said...

I lived in NYC for a long time, and rambled all over the worst parts of the Bronx and Brooklyn feeling confident and unafraid.

The only time I ever really feared for my life was being lost in NJ after midnight. It was Newark, not Camden. But I'm guessing Newark is in the top 10.

 
At 12:56 PM, Blogger Doug said...

With effort, I think Camden can get into the #2 in murders and then nothing is impossible.

 
At 8:07 AM, Blogger Mutha said...

Clowncar: I worked in NYC and lived in Brooklyn, pre-Giuliani -- when Times Square was not a Disney attraction -- and I am telling you, Camden is a third-world country compared to that. Also -- interestingly, Camden is NJ's only rep on the list of 15. Wholesome Ohio is the only state with two cities: Cleveland and Youngstown.

Doug: Shhhhhhh! You'll jinx it!

 
At 6:36 AM, Blogger NESSA said...

I live down(up) the street from Camden. Everyone was sure the light rail would bring all of that wonderfulness our way. Apparently it is still well contained.

 

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