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Friday, November 07, 2008

Survival Tips


I have been told this is an absolutely true story...


A friend was in line at a supermarket, in back of a very large woman. Despite the heat of the day, the woman was wearing a long coat. Then, as the woman took a step closer to the cashier, there was a resounding thud. My friend looked down to see a canned ham at the woman's feet. The cashier and other customers were also looking by this time.


Now, you must stop and ask yourself, if I were this woman, what would I say at this point?


Give up? The answer is:


Look around aghast and demand,

"WHO THREW THAT HAM AT ME!??"

2 Comments:

At 3:24 PM, Blogger Mr Coppens said...

BUSTED!
Oh no she di-int?
Oh hells yes she di-id!

What you see is what you get Honey!
Mm-hmm
*snaps finger sideways

I guess that they'll need to install scanners and metal detectors at the Supermarket because this recession is just starting.

 
At 5:47 PM, Blogger Mutha said...

But where is the comedy in that?? Metal detectors are not funny! Oh no wait -- There is that bit in "This is Spinal Tap" when the foil-covered zuccini is found...sorry. Even metal detectors can be funny -- even in a recession.

 

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