I have been told this is an absolutely true story...
A friend was in line at a supermarket, in back of a very large woman. Despite the heat of the day, the woman was wearing a long coat. Then, as the woman took a step closer to the cashier, there was a resounding thud. My friend looked down to see a canned ham at the woman's feet. The cashier and other customers were also looking by this time.
Now, you must stop and ask yourself, if I were this woman, what would I say at this point?
Give up? The answer is:
Look around aghast and demand,
"WHO THREW THAT HAM AT ME!??"