Survival Tips
I have been told this is an absolutely true story...
A friend was in line at a supermarket, in back of a very large woman. Despite the heat of the day, the woman was wearing a long coat. Then, as the woman took a step closer to the cashier, there was a resounding thud. My friend looked down to see a canned ham at the woman's feet. The cashier and other customers were also looking by this time.
Now, you must stop and ask yourself, if I were this woman, what would I say at this point?
Give up? The answer is:
Look around aghast and demand,
"WHO THREW THAT HAM AT ME!??"
posted by Mutha @ 10:14 PM
2 Comments:
BUSTED!
Oh no she di-int?
Oh hells yes she di-id!
What you see is what you get Honey!
Mm-hmm
*snaps finger sideways
I guess that they'll need to install scanners and metal detectors at the Supermarket because this recession is just starting.
But where is the comedy in that?? Metal detectors are not funny! Oh no wait -- There is that bit in "This is Spinal Tap" when the foil-covered zuccini is found...sorry. Even metal detectors can be funny -- even in a recession.
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