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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Wait a Second, Say That Again #6

"If you believe in witches, your asshole will dry up."

Would you believe my grandmother is the one who I quote here? Would you believe she also told me that it rhymes in Polish?

3 Comments:

At 8:59 PM, Blogger G said...

Further proof that sometimes things get lost in translation.

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger FirstNations said...

my grandmother explained what a 'glory hole' is.
when i was EIGHT.

i loved my grandma!

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger Mutha said...

And now I love her too. Glory Hole would be a great band name...and what a celebration of one's sexual self. It makes me think of a woman I worked with who insisted on called her entire genital area her "cookie."

 

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