What Do Women Want

An overheard conversation amongst a small group of 8 and 9-year-old boys:

Boy #1: I know that girl. She used to be nice to me but now she's mean.

Boy #2: That means she likes you.

Boy #1: Nah-uh.

Boy #2: Yep. My brother is 16 and he said that when girls do mean things to you it's because they like you.

Boy #3: That's stupid.

Boy #2: Yep. My brother said, It doesn't make any sense -- get used to it.

Boy #3 (to Boy #1): Well then, maybe you should ask that girl out.

Boy #1: Yeah...only I'm -- DUH! -- nine years old.